You can now hire A Hunk to help you move house
No need to double take, the rumors are true. My Baggage has added a whole team of hunky men to our roster to make your next house move the easiest one yet. To you, they’re intimidatingly attractive and strong. But to us, they’re just hunky men: our old friends and baggage-carrying virtuosos.
Forget bribing your friends with pizza and beer, you can now have some huge muscles by your side doing all of the heavy lifting. All you have to do is sit back and watch.
We know what you’re thinking: clearly there’s a lot in it for you, but what’s in it for them? Well, with the borders reopening and Americans finally being able to move house more freely, our team of hunky men want to give back. In an effort to take some of the literal weight off Americans’ shoulders, this new service from My Baggage will make moving house easier than ever. Boss them around all you want, our hunky men are here to help you.
As well as showing their desire to give back to the community, our hunky men are keen to keep up their physique. Just like us, they have fallen victim to the pandemic pounds, only working out five times a week instead of seven, and accidentally eating bread a couple of times. Been there, man. To make America fit again, this partnership hopes to show that even the most mundane tasks can be made into a fun, active, muscle-building activity. Ask them for fitness tips while they deadlift your desk, or pick their brain about nutrition as they squat with your suitcase: the opportunities are endless.
What does the service include?
As well as front-row tickets to the gun show, the My Baggage x hunky men removals service gives you all the help you need when it comes to transporting your belongings. The service will include the following:
- Full assistance from one of our hunky men moving luggage out of your home with ease
- SMS service allowing one of our hunky men to text you with updates about your baggage, where it is in the world, and maybe a few anecdotes about how he’s too tall to fit through most doorways
- A half day of baggage help from a Hunky Man from $500, and a full day from $750Access to a full tracking system and notifications so you never lose track of your belongings
Whether you are moving somewhere within the country or venturing further afield, we will ensure your luggage, boxes, furniture, and equipment are handled with the utmost care and will arrive at their destination unscathed.
Why a hunky man?
Seems like a crazy question to ask, but we’ll answer it anyway. All of our hunky men have plenty of experience travelling around the world and single handedly carrying heavy stuff on their shoulders. This vast and varied experience means that they have plenty of advice to offer you about moving house or venturing abroad while they efficiently remove your luggage from your home.
Whether you’re moving to Australia, Canada, Spain, New Zealand, or elsewhere, one of our hunky men has probably been there – and if by some weird chance he hasn’t, My Baggage definitely has.
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This service is in no way affiliated, endorsed, or associated with any celebrity.
About My Baggage
It’s our goal to take the stress out of moving. With no hidden costs, quick delivery, and a man who eerily resembles a famous wrestler-turned-movie star in partnership, My Baggage is trusted by thousands of customers. We have more independent positive reviews than any of our competitors, and offer industry leading tracking features so you’re always in the loop on where your luggage is. My Baggage provides an unbeatable luggage shipping service.
